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HEY EVERYONE!!!
 
Didn't think I'd update EVER AGAIN, did you? Well, THINK AGAIN!!!
I thought it'd be too corny to change the title to "Axelodo 3.0" so it's still just version 2, but actually updated (hopefully).
 
I mean, I saw how many of you still visited after this site died, so I decided to resucitate it!
 
So I hope you enjoy visiting again!
 
-Axelodo
November 26, 2003

Welcome to the NEW, improved, but most importantly UPDATED, lean, clean, entertainment machine - known simply as AXELODO 2.0!

Since our last two staff members were complete slackers who didn't do anything, I've fired them (nothing personal), and I've hired assistant - please welcome our new staff writer, Master Pain!!!
Mwahahahahaha YOU MAY HAVE FIRED ME, BUT I STILL KNOW THE PASSWORD! AND IF I FELT EVIL AND BITTER AND REALLY RESENTFUL, I COULD BE A DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEE WHO HACKED YOUR SITE! HA!
btw, i literally laughed out loud when i saw this

Master Pain
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AKA Betty


Find the latest updates at the bottom of this page! (For those of you who have been here before and only want to see the new things.)

Everyone else has a web site these days, so I figured, why not me, too?

This site will be a plethora of anything that runs through my mind - hilarious links, book reviews, comics, my own artwork, as well as academic help and current events.

I'll update this site frequently, so make sure to check back.
 
Would you like to make Axelodo your homepage? Click on the "Tools" menu in the taskbar and click on "internet options." Then just type in "justdooit23.tripod.com" in the homepage box!

Happy Thanksgiving!
 
Tomorrow we celebrate the day that the Pilgrims and the Indians sat down and had a feast. The day the Indians started falling for the Europeans' trap and allow themselves to be manipulated like brainless sheep! I mean, the day...that...umm....we learn to be thankful. yeah. Oh well. Have a happy day.

Due to the poor response, I'm thinking not many people know there's a guestbook on the "Don't Contact Me" page. So now you know!

GOOD NEWS! I put the Mr. Nice music on the world events page! Now you can listen to it all you want.

Do you know me personally? In that case, you should know the password to the restricted "Friends" page. Go ahead enter at your own risk...

Enter Password Protected Area
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My apologies for not updating these things. As soon as my staff-mates begin actually WORKING on this site (not just in name), I assure you they'll be updated. Until then, you'll just have to pretend their not there.
David: HEY I AM WORKING ON THIS SITE!! I'm ADDING A 9/11 EDITORIAL!!

Useless Fact of the Week:  1 out of 350,000 Americans get electrocuted in their life.

Quote of the Month: "If Hitler invaded Hell I would at least make favorable reference to the Devil." - Winston Churchill, commenting on his forming an alliance with Russia after Germany invaded it

Stupid Thingy of the Month: NOTE: The previous stupid thingys of the month can be found in La La Land - NOT the Archives page. Thank you.

Have you ever noticed the eye in the pyramid on the one-dollar bill? Some conspiracy theorists think that it represents the "all-seeing eye" - a symbol of the group called the Free and Accepted Masons. They apparently think that our Founding Fathers were trying to make the whole U.S.A. into a giant Masonic Club. Idiots!

Hee hee
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Unfortunately, I accidentally completely destroyed the "About Me" page while I was practicing my JavaScript.

The Mr. Nice music (or "Spanish Flea" as it's real name is) took up too much bandwidth, so I only put it on the World Events page. Sorry. 
 
Well, After much deliberation (2 seconds) I've decided to keep Monkeyland WITH the Bush pictures (too bad, Chris). However, I don't know what to write about monkeys (ideas wanted - write on the message board), so it will be a multi-purpose page. Thanks for voting.
 
Well folks, you didn't respond as well as I'd hoped to the last poll about which page was your favorite, so I decided to make a new one that you might actually want to check out.
 
A NEW POLL IS HERE, SO VOTE NOW:

Now you can search directly from this website!

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For those of you who don't believe I've been updating, I'm going to put all the latest updates here.
 
HACKERS ARE TAKING OVER THIS SITE!!! Retarded!!!
Added Timeline movie review.
Added 2 editorials: dog poop and online therapy.
Added a U.S. Open article (a little outdated) in the Tennis Tutor section.
On the My Writing and Artwork page, I wrote an essay for my good friend Wesley, and added a note about the Axelodo Music site (I'm sure you'll find it).
Fixed the Pablo Francisco links for your enjoyment (as well as adding due credit to my friend), and added some new links near the bottom of the page.FONT>
Wrote a review on Winning Ugly in the new Tennis Player's Booklist on the "Tennis Tutor" page.
Created the "Ask the Author" page.
Updated the home page - come back soon for even more updates!
Added three new links on the "Links" page - two of which feature Pablo Francisco!
Added two, that's right, two new editorials - "Vulgar Language" and "Comedians."
I normally wouldn't write this here, but check out the new useless fact above.
Wrote a movie review about Remember.
Added some interesting facts about the world on the "World Events" page (thanks Sarah).
Check out the new political cartoon and the new poll.
Added "Some Funny Stuff" in La La Land (thanks Ingrid).
Check out last week's super huge useless fact (in apology for not updating that lately).
Added a whole bunch of new Easter Eggs in "Games Galore."
Added a message board link on the "Don't Contact Me" page.
Added "riddles and jokes" category search in "Games Galore."
Added "Sagging Pants" review in Editorials.
Added "Easter Eggs" section in Games Galore.
Wrote my own Bruce Almighty review and put the Masterpiece Movie Review of it on. By the way, you should know that there is a new MMR every other week.
Added fun links in Monkeyland and Masterpiece movie reviews at the bottom of the Reviews page.
Added a short "Horror Movies" editorial.
Added some basic geometry theorems in "Math for Smarty Pants."
Finished Anger Management review.
Added a new editorial: "Pop-ups and Billboards."
Added a couple new links.
Added "DNA Discovery Anniversary" article in World Events.
Added editorials about sports referees and freedom fries.
Added a new comic in "Games Galore"  and a new picture/link in "La La Land."
Added "SARS virus" article on "World Events" page.
Wrote "Conformism" editorial.
Added new comics section in "Games Galore."
Wrote a new article in World Events page.