Since the last idea did not work AT ALL...
I (david, who else?) have decided to start an Online Psychiatric Hospital. Some may remember when I tried to do this with AIM. Well, that was a complete disastor. No one ever paid me. If you ever feel like talking to me anyway, my screen name is saty1209. My hours are:
Mon-Thurs: I'm most likely busy doing homework so I'll probably snub you off
Fri-Sat: either at a social gatherine or sitting at home very bored. Very very bored.
Sun: Bored to the Extreme
So there you have it! I can be a quick and painless confessional/catharsis type therapist,
or,
at your request, I will become a more proactive one who will refer you to various help centres and give you advice, and so forth.
See, Alex? I told you I would update and bring your site new livelihood.
(shut up im bored.)